April Showers bring... Spring Clean-up??

Ah, it's that time of year again... Spring  clean-up time!  No need to worry, you're not being stalked by a bunch of random people... you just have amazing trash!!  Get ready for the extra slow traffic on your road.  Here's an idea of what to look for...

 Notice the open car door.  It probably hasn't been shut the entire time they've been driving down this road.  Just in case they have to beat someone to some amazing find.  Now, these folks must not be looking for big items, there's no trailer hooked to their car.

I honestly really don't have a problem with most of the pickers.  Someones trash is an other's treasure.  My only requests are: 1) Please stop revving your engines as you go past my house.  I have a 3 year old trying to sleep.  2) Spring clean up is advertised.  Make sure you have an exhaust system that operates at a reasonable decibel.  Again, I have a toddler trying to sleep and most likely so am I.  3) Stay the heck out of my car and off my porch!!  Not all of my belongings are trash, or your treasure.

Be respectful and happy picking!